Subj: It's Halloween
Date: 10/5/00 1:44:14 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Julianka
It's Halloween time, Mr. Collins,
No bags full of loot for YOU to be haulin',
No candy, nor sweets,
Blood must be your only treats,
Since under Angie's cruel curse you have fallen.
Is it Josette you're recallin', Mr. Collins?
But it's Maggie you'll soon be a maulin',
Oh, you'll make her swoon,
Under the bright autumn moon,
In hopes that she might call you darlin',
You've got to go, Mr. Collins,
Vicki has come a callin',
It's time to be flyin',
Before Willie starts his lyin',
Your assets you must be a haulin',
You have a rival, Mr. Collins,
That Burke, ain't he appalin',
You'll have to use your wits,
And not tear him to bits,
Gremlins will soon cause his plane to be fallin',
Dawn has come, Mr. Collins,
Isn't it so very gallin',
No use to weep,
Alone you must sleep,
Until the night once more is callin'.