Subj: Abigail the Spinster
Date: 4/30/02 12:54:05 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Kallie
(To the tune of "Winchester Cathedral)
Abigail the spinster
Always wearing a frown
Accuser of witchcraft
Sour puss all around
She said of Miss Winter's
The devil was in her eye
Sternly thought the spinster
That little witch she should die
Now Everyone knows
Just how obsessed
Our Abbey can be
We wouldn't of had such hell to pay
If only Josh would turn sis over his knee
Abigail the spinster
Found an ally in Trask
He swore to the spinster
That witch he'd unmask
Now everyone knows
Vicki would hang
Poor innocent girl
But she disappeared far away
How Wicke appeared instead nobody can tell
(Alas) Abigail the spinster
Soon would find out that
Investigating too closely
Curiosity can kill the cat
A-Voh-de-oh-Doh
A-Voh-de-oh-Doh
A-Voh-de-oh-Doh Be-Doh-Doh!
P.S.
Abigail the spinster
Just wouldn't let things be
Crabby Abby 's so uptight
She deserves a WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!
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