Subj: Adam Turns Off Eve, Literally!
Date: 11/13/99 4:39:22 PM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
"ADAM DUMPS EVE, (in Jeff's closet)"
(To the tune of "Bad To The Bone")
In the lab she was created,
We all gathered 'round,
And I gazed with wild wonder,
At my new mate spellbound,
Then Ole Stokes spoke up,
He said, "Leave this one alone,"
He knew right away,
Eve was bad to the bone,
Bad to the bone, bad to the bone,
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone,
B-B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone.
In her past life as murderess,
Danielle killed a few,
She'd like to raise the body count,
Before she is through,
I wanted to be her steady boyfriend,
Her bod to be mine alone,
Now I know for certain,
That she's bad to the bone,
Bad to the Bone, B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad,
Bad to the bone.
For her affection I begged,
She said, "No deal,"
We fought like cats and dogs,
She thinks I'm a heel,
She was designed to be my baby,
Raise a family of our own,
But her parts were defective,
She was bad to the bone,
B-B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-B-Bad, Bad to the bone.
She said,"Kiss Me Baby,"
And it filled me with pride,
But she snuck in Jeff's room,
To get satisfied,
That shrew called me "ugly,"
So I tried to break her neck bone,
Sent her back to Hell now,
Where she'll feel more at home,
She went a-a-a-a-h,
Her final groan,
She's B-B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-B-Bad,
B-B-B-B-Bad, Bad to the bone!
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