Subj: Poor Little Lonely Boy (Adam)
Date: 11/20/99 2:26:26 AM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
"A LITTLE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM"
(To the tune of Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone Again Naturally")
Came to life and had a cow,
Throttled Julia 'til she yelled "Ow!"
Couldn't make myself, behave myself,
So they locked me up and it made me sour,
Willie made me blow my top,
So I tried to knock him off,
Went after Barny too,
Made his face turn blue,
For with his cane he had left me battered,
I maybe look like Lurch,
But I search,
For a companion,
"My God that's her!"
He snatched Carolyn up,
Despite her strong protesting,
She wanted to go home,
A kamikaze dive in the sea foam,
Left him alone again naturally.
To think that only yesterday,
I forced Carolyn and had my way,
Nothing I couldn't do,
Nicky told me to,
He had a role for me to play,
But as if to knock me down,
Reality came around,
With so much,
As my mere touch,
Carolyn's nerves would go to pieces,
Love with her was out,
Tony came about,
And kissed her madly,
I hit that masher with my fist,
Now Carolyn's angry at me,
Why can't see see my need?
I truly am indeed,
Alone again naturally.
Even my blind friend Sam had to part,
His skull I dented,
When Maggie he defended,
What did I do? What did I do?
Alone again naturally,
Now Nick has got my ear,
He can get a mate for me, it appears,
Make my sweet little bride,
From those who died,
Her PMS drove me to tears.
Eve from the start was rather cold,
Had a temper and an evil soul,
She wouldn't understand,
I AM her ONLY man,
Cause with Peter she had been taken,
So with her I had to part,
Left her neck so badly broken,
But with encouragement from Nick,
Maggie's life force, A new Eve would be totin',
When her body was fried away,
I sought revenge all day,
Strangling Vicki, manicly,
Strangling Carolyn, regretfully,
Strangling Julia, enthusiastically,
Don't understand why,
I am alone again naturally,
Alone again naturally.
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