Subj: Chris' Unfortunate Occupational Hazard (slighty
naughty)
Date: 11/29/99 3:20:58 PM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
"SOUTHERN EXPOSURE"
Sung by Chris Jennings (to the tune of "Blue Moon")
Full moon, Tom croaked, left Amy all alone,
Wyndcliffe she did depart,
Made Collinwood her home,
Full moon, I really wanted to care for her,
Chained myself in the hotel room for her,
So my promise I could keep for her.
And then the moon suddenly appeared before me,
The werewolf was violently taking hold,
I heard my clothes ripping all about me,
Look at my southern exposure and BEHOLD,
My incredibly hairy, FULL MOON, my tummy 's starting to groan,
Snacked on Inn keeper a la carte,
This werewolf has just gotta roam!
Full moon, the pain is making me moan,
Canine teeth start to sprout,
Growin' a tail of my own,
Full moon, what have I been cursed with this hair for?
Howling tends to make my ears sore,
You know these fleas are really torture!
And then a victim appeared before me,
Pureed him with my claws ever bold,
The night whispered, into a man it turned me,
And when I looked I was nude, so BEHOLD,
My FULL MOON, checked to see if I was alone,
The scene of the crime I'll depart,
Hey you! Got some clothes you could loan?
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