Subj: Pardon my French (It is probably incorrect) Also
the story a bit old
Date: 11/17/99 1:46:15 AM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
"ENTREE PASSE"
(Or Joe is off the menu)
(To the tune of "I Heard It Through The Grapevine)
My relationship with Maggie blew,
A sabotage designed by you,
On my heart's true love you closed the door,
Said, you had something that I needed more,
It shot my life to hell, I must say,
Being your main entree,
Ooooh,
Now don't you hand me that dear John line,
On my blood you no longer wish to dine,
Don't cha hand me your dear John line,
You make me feel about to loose my mind,
Angie, honey, yeah,
If it's to Barnabas that your heart belongs,
Why did you ever start your sirens song,
My life was going perfectly,
Till you sucked the will right out of me,
You made me a slave to yourself,
Now you've dumped me for somebody else
Oh dread!
Now don't you hand me that dear John line,
Don't want to hear how his corpuscles are so fine,
Don't cha hand me your dear John line,
My blood bank 's open to you anytime,
Angie, baby, yeah,
Your cold heart left me in such despair,
I used a Ginsu letter opener,
I plunged it deep, you weren't amused,
My gourmet blood gushed, but you didn't care,
I'd let you drink til I was dry you know,
But it was on Barny that you planned to gorge,
Ooooh.
Please don't you hand me that dear John line,
I'll be your snack, hors-d'oeuvre, whatever you might have in mind,
Don't cha hand me your dear John line.
I'm dying here without your kiss I pine,
Come and get it! yeah!
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