Subj: Evan
Date: 3/12/00 4:17:30 PM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
Warning because of the content of the original song and the despicable nature
of Evan himself this is a bit on the bad side.
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The scene: The evil twin Evan is admiring himself
in the talking mirror. At first he likes what the mirror has to say, but then
he gets angry, what a surprise!
M=The mirror's comments
E= Evil Evan
"EVAN"
( To the tune of the "Theme From Shaft")
M: Who does black magic tricks?
Leaves his "calling card" with all the chicks?
Evan!
E: I'm damned alright!
M: Who can't even get a date,
But can steal love from his brother's mate?
Evan!
E: Can you dig me?
M: Who's the rat that won't poop out,
Don't need Viagra, ain't no doubt?
Evan!
E: Damn I'm good!
M: They say this cat Evan, is the smaller brutha.
E: Shut yo' mouth!
M: I'm talkin' about YOU EVAN!
E: You're going to get it! (Evan rips the mirror off the
wall).
M: He's a loathsome little man, narcissistic, crude, and
bane to every woman!
(Evan shatters the mirror into a million pieces,
silencing it forever.)
Kallie >^,,^<