Subj: Eve's wish to dis Adam
Date: 11/8/99 11:30:57 PM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
"EVE'S DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE"
(or "Let's Kick Adam To The Curb)
-----To the tune of "I Am Woman" by Helen Reddy)
I am woman hear me roar,
I find Adam quite a bore, If he
annoys me more his life might have to end,
When I've been alive before,
I've killed once, well maybe more,
I'd much rather have Peter Bradford for my man,
Oh Yes, I'm alive,
Being dead was such a pain,
Called here by Nick's device,
With Adam I must remain,
Be his mate, HUH! His neck I'd like to wring,
He's a whimp!
I am unconvincible,
I am woman!
Why don't you just let Angie bite him,
Then no longer would I have to fight him,
Nick I could go for YOU a man without a soul,
My feminine drives are getting stronger,
Don't need Adam any longer,
Let's take Frankenstein and stuff him in a hole!
Oh yes, I am alive,
Being dead was such a pain,
A woman of evil vice,
Some might even say quite insane,
Why do I have to, waste time on that
ding-a-ling?
For he is weak,
He's reprehensible,
I am woman!
I am woman and I know,
I'm really built from head to toe,
Can't understand why Peter's been so hard to land,
For him I killed my beau,
He hung for my crime, but even so,
I love him, why can't I make my Peter understand?
A plan I'll devise,
Vicky Winter's will know pain,
Perhaps her throat I'll slice,
Her potato sack will be blood stained,
If I have to I will do anything,
For me Adam 's wrong,
I am TOO sensual,
I am woman,
Oh, I am woman!
I am fully functional,
Peter I'll even wear a thong!
I am woman,
I am invincible,
I'm not an atomiton!
I AM WOMAN!!!!!!
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