Subj: To all those Harry Johnson fans out there I offer
my apologies.
Date: 11/3/99 12:29:06 PM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
"A HARRY SITUATION"
(To the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs Robinson)
And here 's to you Harry Johnson,
You try to con everyone you'll ever know,
Oh no no.
Crime doesn't pay Harry Johnson,
You're one dog who'll never have his day,
Hey hey hey.
We'd like to know a little bit about the poison in that vile,
We'd like to help you use it on yourself,
But under the influence of Nick's hypnotic eyes,
You lurk around the grounds,
Until Barn leaves him home.
And here 's to you Harry Johnson,
Who said that you could act we'll never know,
Oh no no,
What's that you say Harry Johnson,
It's Nicky's fault that you behave this way,
Whatever you say.
Why do you always lick your lips? Your nervousness
really shows,
Have you been stealing Mrs. Johnson's cupcakes?
Your sticky fingers have caused your mother much despair.
You look like Danny Partridge all grown up and on the skids.
Koo koo ka choo Harry Johnson,
We wonder with whom you slept to get on the show,
Ah ah oh!
Stop whining please Harry Johnson,
Learn your lines so others won't have to say,
Hey hey hey!
Snoring on a soft chair Julia's in Barny's sitting room,
Sneaky Harry doesn't wait,
He had doubts about it, thinks about, but it's not up to him to
choose,
The medicine is poisoned, Joe you loose!
Why does Nick hate you so Joe Haskell?
Harry wonders why he must do away with you,
Boo hoo hoo
Playin' Kevorkian today Harry Johnson?
You say your just HELPING Joe to go away,
Hey hey hey, Whatever you say.
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