Subj: Here Comes Jebez
Date: 7/20/00 10:03:54 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Kallie


"Here Comes Jebez"
(To the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus")

Here comes Jebez,
Here comes Jebez,
Man, that dude's a pain,
Amy's, snitchen' and bitchin',
"Maggie's a traitor,"
Drivin' Jeb insane.
Heavy breathing, in fear we're writhing,
He wants a killing tonight,
Goes against Nick without a care,
Ole Jebez comes tonight!

Here comes Jebez,
Here comes Jebez,
Leaving slimy carpet stains,
In creature drag, making lot's of noise,
His B.O. causes pain,
An evil jerk, with own angle,
I wish Barn had put out his lights,
For Willie and Maggie I'll say a prayer,
Cause Jebez comes tonight!

Kallie >^,,^<

home

Message Boards