Subj: Liz's Nondead Song
Date: 12/10/99 3:22:42 AM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
"BURIED ALIVE"
(To the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees)
This isn't ranting or crazy talk,
Soon I'll be underground,
I'll do the deadman's walk,
Casandra's hate devised a curse,
I'll become freight,
For a funeral hearse,
And now it's allright, it's okay,
David's plan will save the day,
In the cofin lid there 'll be air holes,
"Ring" and everyone will know for whom the bell tolls,
I don't want want to smother,
So listen to your mother,
It ain't no jive,
I'll be buried alive,
My death I'll be a fakin',
So a mausoleum I'll be makin',
I won't be buried alive, buried alive,
Oh, no, no, no, Roger thinks my brain is fried,
Oh, no, no, no, at Wyndecliff I'll reside,
Please let me out!
Back at Collinwood Madame Findley dies,
Vicki disappears before my eyes,
My grip on sanity I start to loose,
The widows are wailing my death song blues,
"It's all right". I hear Julia say,
"Pop a pill and feel okay",
Why can't they try to understand?
Cassandra's touch will affect me man!
My pulse is nowhere,
Somebody help me, yeah!
Silence, Why can't I declare?
Somebody help me!
Somebody hear me, yeah,
I'M STILL ALIVE!
Well, they say because they can't detect my breath,
"She's a decendent,
Declare the time of death,"
Hey, look folks, my bod 's still warm,
Yet here comes the funeral man,
Watch the vultures swarm,
And now, It's NOT alright, It's NOT okay,
I want to rest in peace in my own way,
Can't be trapped in a box,
Under the sand,
Claustrophobia affects me man!
Life 's going on here,
Somebody help me,
Somebody help me out!
My mind lives on here,
Somebody help me,
Somebody get me out!
I'M STILL ALIVE!
As an after thought here follows a slightly gross song.
"DEATH BY NATURAL CAUSES"
(To the tune of "Yankee Doodle")
Poor Liz Stoddard woke up screaming,
Sealed in her coffin,
Then she found to her regret,
She'd cut the cheese too often,
Poor Liz Stoddard kept it up,
What a tragic scene, oh!
Death by asphyxiation,
For the lack of Bean-O!
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