Subj: Jilted Again!
Date: 11/12/99 11:02:53 PM Central Standard Time
From: Kallie
"VICKI'S WEDDING BELL BUMMER"
(To the tune of "Rainy Days And Mondays" by "The Carpenters")
Jeff's "trust me" line is startin' to get old,
My clothes don't even seem to fit,
Jeff is always in a snit,
Hangin' around,
Now Jeff really wants to blow this town,
Tempermental fiancees always get me down.
Met Peter when I was headed for the noose,
I didn't do anything wrong,
They said, "Hey witch ya don't belong,"
Hangin' around,
Head 's hooded and my hands were bound,
Hanging from the gallows always gets me down.
Funny at the gaol I'd wind up fallin' in love with you,
Peter Bradford I know you really loved me,
Funny but it seems that I could fall for Jeff Clark too,
Their the same, the one who loves me.
Now who 's this Eve that Jeff has met before,
He say, "There 's no need to talk it out,"
But she 's been givin' him the doubts,
Hangin' around,
While that tart tries to tear us down,
My fiancee's ex girlfriend always get me down.
Funny, the Collin's History Book has come into my view,
Someone from the past wants to scare me,
How it got here I really haven't got a clue,
But it tells the tale of how they hung me.
At my wedding the groom is MIA once more,
My feelings are getting hurt,
He'd rather be playin' in the graveyard dirt,
Hanging around,
In Naomi's wedding gown,
Being jilted by a dead man always gets me down.
Hanging around,
Jeff's room as he is travel bound,
His deceased girlfriends in the closet always
gets me down!
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