Subj: short story sorry got to do this (where in
the hell am i?)
Date: 11/12/99 11:15:49 PM Central Standard Time
From: KEITH
we see a man walking the halls of collinwood the place is filled with a fog. He opens a door and sees a woman in a clothing story trying out bland dull uniforms and shes buys a dozen of them.shudders as he closes the door.
he goes into a bed room sees a couple having wild sex the man is on top with blond hair as the man looks closer at the two they are identical men
next door we see roger and david counting fish roger"one herring six inches long one blue gill two inches long."
next door has a sign gynecologist opens it and sees prof stokes getting a exam.wont even go there.
we see a class with adam in it each person is given a barney doll and is told to beat on it when they feel angry. the man goes screaming away at the sight of barney
as Quentin is about to be married he explains to victoria all that has happened in the room and she runs into the drawing room to tell elizabeth trips over the manicurist giving Liz a pedicure hits her head and loses her memory
while Julia goes thru a door into the ancient past she sees slimmy things and one in a drunken voice says Dr hoffman this is a family meeting only.it gets to be about 200 degress farenheit around julia.
we see the end of the wedding but angelque stops it declares her love for dr hoffman the two get married and leave town.
quentin wakes up in a cold sweet it was a nightmare soon he is at the altar and he does his vows to his veiled bride they are declared husband and wife and he takes down the veil to kiss the bride to find barnabas under there and Barnabas says "oh kiss me you fool."
all of the sudden Keith wakes up screaming then "ok no more pizza before bedtime"