Subj: It's hard to get good help these days....
Date: 3/19/00 1:24:04 PM Central Standard Time
From: Lorraine "Rainey" Magee
It's tough to get good help these days........
Barnabas and Adam met in the hall.
Rescued poor Quentin from behind the wall.
Forced to hide from the ones that would scream.
What a trio, what a team!
Boxes and sheets thrown everywhere.
Things discarded without a care.
A storage room here, a storage room there.
Things were stored everywhere.
Only the ghosts knew the secrets hidden.
To reveal Collins gossip was strictly forbidden.
One thing was certain, perfectly clear.
There was no maid to clean up here.
Cobwebs and mildew would always be near.
No way would they get any help here.
With Adam's scar looking such a fright.
And Barnabas and Quentin dangerous at night,
Each man knew would be a chore
To get any help through Collinwood's door.
So with pail, mop and feather duster
They cleaned the place with all the strength they could muster.
They may hide in the darkness from those that fear
But you can't say it isn't clean around here.
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