Subj: What a night (as told by Quentin Collins)
Date: 2/25/00 4:05:38 PM Central Standard Time
From: Lorraine "Rainey" Magee
What a night...(as told by Quentin Collins)
It would be a night like any night
Everyone at Collinwood would get a fright.
Rachel was running away very fast
From the evil Reverend Trask.
There was no trickery from Angelique.
She was somewhere not making a peep.
Dearest Judith was in Collinsort town
She knew not what wandered the grounds.
A wolflike creature was sneaking around
The tattered clothes would make soon make me frown.
And who'd have thought Beth would have a gun,
Why look at her, you'd think she would run?
Laura was scheming and making deals.
Nora and Jamison was who she would steal.
Poorest Edward with rifle in hand.
Roaming the woods, what a ridiculous man.
The reverent Reverend left daughter a task
To watch all the children, poor, poor Charity Trask.
Barnabas, Barnabas was everywhere
A saint, a savior, a foe to beware.
All of this because of a Gypsy curse
Oh, please, please call a hearse.
Because I can't go on with ear covered with hand.
While Collins' women say "I don't understand"
All in all .... a usual night
Come back tomorrow for another fright.
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